Remember the shower scene in Psycho in which Anthony Perkins sneaks up on Janet Leigh in the shower and stabs her? Apologies to those who haven't seen it yet. If she had had one of these transparent shower curtains she might well have put up more of a fight. By the way, does anyone know who invented the curve in the bar that holds out the shower curtain from coldly clamping down on your unprotected backside? That should be worth possibly a Nobel Prize. I mean if unreasonable schmucks like Gore and Carter can win one, then I nominate this guy to get the next one.
I can plainly see Carol trying to sneak up on me as I stand in the shower with my camera ready for just such an occasion. Well, maybe she is just doing her hair.
This is a small experiment in the blogosphere. "If you have no interest in what it's like to grow old, what follows is not for you. However, if it's going to happen to you, and the outcome is ultimately going to be negative, then finding a way to make the process as bearable, even as enjoyable as possible, might be worth a little attention."—from John Jerome's On Turning Sixty-Five
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