Thanks for the tips, J the V
K the P
On Oct 26, 2008, at 1:36 PM, greenakres@juno.com wrote:
At some point you have to give up the "DAISY DUKE" shorts !!
SENIOR DRESS CODE
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.
We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the street, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last , but not least
13. Thongs and Depends
If there are more to be added in a discreet fashion of course please feel free to do your own thing.
Ken Mueller
406-248-3024 home
406-698-5316 cellular
kmueller40@mac.com
muellerstuff.blogspot.com
web.me.com/kmueller40/MuellerTime_Up_Close
web.me.com/kmueller40/MuellerTravel_Over_There
http//gallery.me.com/kmueller40
"A fine remedy for anxieties about insignificance may be to travel—in reality or in works of art— through the gigantic spaces of the world."—Alain de Botton
“In beholding old stones we may feel our anxieties about our achievements–and lack of them–slacken . . . Vast landscapes [and seascapes] can have an anxiety–reducing effect similar to ruins, for they are the representatives of infinite space, as ruins are the representatives of infinite time, against which our weak, short-lived bodies seem no less inconsequential than those of moths or spiders.” Alain de Botton in Status Anxiety
"Don't hold your farts back as they will travel up your spine and that is how you get shitty ideas."—Author unknown
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."—Groucho Marx
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Downtown Billings in the SummerTime
At The BrewPub on Broadway
Downtown Phoenix
Downtown Phoenix in the Winter Time
Good Cheese Here
Vermont Cheddar & Minnesota Blue
TAKE TIME FOR PARADISE
Dehler Park, Billings MT, July 2008 This is what Bart Giamatti recommends for good mental health.
Me and Joan
Early elderly and middle middle age: We May Know Something You Don't
Mrs America
Fortunately these girls had a good-looking mother
Rimrocks @ Billings MT
“In beholding old stones we may feel our anxieties about our achievements–and lack of them–slacken . . . Vast landscapes [and seascapes] can have an anxiety–reducing effect similar to ruins, for they are the representatives of infinite space, as ruins are the representatives of infinite time, against which our weak, short-lived bodies seem no less inconsequential than those of moths or spiders.”—Alain de Botton in Status Anxiety
Easter Sunday at St Patrick's Co-Cathedral
12 April 2009
Pleasant Hillside at Hustisford, AKA The Grassy Knoll for you conspiracy buffs
A Lot of Muellers Are Buried Here
No comments:
Post a Comment