Updated Dr Seuss

I do not like this Uncle Sam,

I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks,

Or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,

I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like this speaker, Nan ,

I do not like this 'YES WE CAN.'

I do not like this spending spree,

I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.

                                      I do not like your smug replies,

                                      When I complain about your lies.

                                     I do not like this kind of hope.

                                         I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!

From Chicken Hawk Express.